Are you looking for a new career? Maybe Creepy Creatures has what you are looking for.
***NO CALLS PLEASE***
North Pinellas County and Tampa, Florida
We are seeking a person for a difficult job. It requires working in the Florida summer heat, climbing ladders and roofs and crawling your way through attics. You deal overwhelmingly with rats; you will become an elite rat expert. That also includes rat proofing homes. Some days will be long. You will learn to become proficient in catching snakes, raccoons, opossums, bats and armadillos. You must be a problem solver.
You will handle wildlife, though most of your days are dealing with rats and pest control. If you are lucky, you will progress to dealing with bees and yellow jackets.
Creepy Creatures, Inc. leads with compassion. We care for people and we care for animals. That is not corporate jargon, it is what we do.
Experience is not necessary, in fact we prefer you have no experience in pest control or with nuisance wildlife. Unlike our competitors, we measure our success with wildlife by how many problems we can solve by not trapping animals rather than by how many animals we can trap. (Except for rats)
You most likely will not get rich, $40-$50k is a reasonable expectation of wages.
You MUST have a clean driving record
We provide a vehicle that you keep at your home. It is lettered and may have a ladder rack. This may not be for you if you cannot keep a vehicle like that at your home. This is not a personal vehicle for your personal use.
This is a full time position. Normally from about 9ish-5ish. Some days will be later, some may be earlier. Some days start off looking easy and end up long. If you are not flexible, this is not the job for you. Weekends may be required at times though not all day at the time of this writing.
We are growing quickly and there may be room for advancement for the right person.
The right person will be
- a strong communicator
- great with heights
- handy with tools
- be a problem solver
EMAIL RESUMES to email@example.com ***NO CALLS PLEASE***
*Veterans are VERY welcome to apply
We are not in a hurry to hire. We are looking for just the right person. We put a high value on our customers and they expect us to represent Creepy Creatures as the best. If you are reading this and wondering if face tattoo may work against you, unless it is an American flag face tattoo you are probably right.
We currently do not drug test, however if your Facebook is full of you smoking weed, unless you are sick, you may not be the right person for the job. We don’t care what you do in your free time, but this job is too dangerous and tricky for us to worry about being high.
Be prepared to answer the question “Where does your hat belong during the National Anthem?”
If you think you are the right person for the job, we look forward to hearing from you. Again, no calls. Email firstname.lastname@example.org